The Today Show: Now on Facebook

I'd touch your boobs, but we're on TV!

Someday in the future, when our entire lives are on the internet, the great grandchildren of the idiots who comment on the Today Show Facebook page will look back at the record and say to themselves:

Thank fucking God that piss for brains great grandparent of mine is dead and buried. I'm sure the stinking pile of dirt and worm gravy has more intelligence than that thing that walked around and thought to leave comments on this waste of pixels.

I did briefly experiment with a commenting strategy aimed at gaining a little attention from all the 1.2 million "life forms" that share their "intelligence" on the Today Show Facebook page.

It failed.

It failed primarily because sometimes I accidentally read some of the comments I was "liking" and responding to.

Question: Not all of USA is trapped in the permanent pathetic adolescence of Today Show's middle school mentality, but can any culture really hope to survive when this kind of ribald childishness and ignorance (illiteracy) is allowed to establish a standard?